"An 82-year-old animal lover was arrested this week on allegations he grabbed and brandished a trapper's revolver during a scuffle over the skunk."
Note to trapper, time for some weapons retention 101! An 82 year old man should not be able to take your wheelgun and point it at you!!
This dude is never going to live this down, but at least he is still alive. Many who have their weapons taken from them end up being carried by six.
A hundred years ago the story would've been about two mountain men fighting over territorial hunting rights. Today it reads like two old queens fighting over a potential skunk pelt.