What I've Learned: John Kerry (mega,mega,mega barf alert)

Esquire Magazine ^ | February 3, 2006 | Interviewed by Cal Fussman

[BlueJ7]

One word I'd like on my tombstone to describe myself for generations to come? President would be a good one.

[bfree]

I can think of a few better words to put on the senator's tombstone. Try Liar, Traitor, Fool.

[peacebaby]

yes, it should be placed in some category of "humor." Black humor, perhaps?

Maybe his tombstone should read, "I really did shoot myself."

[Young Werther]

In "Meet the Fockers" the grandson learns his first word, "Ass Hole".

It is a cute comic relief and with today's DVD technology could be played on an IPOD with a once per minute repeat.

It would be a poignant punctuation to a pusillanamous pr!ck!

[PeoplesRepublicOfWashington]

LOL. Or, perhaps "I fragged myself three times."

[peacebaby]

or maybe, "My jaws are so long because I catch fish like a pelican."

[Lizavetta]

Good one!

[hershey]

As a resident of MA, I am ashamed....humiliated.

[Lizavetta]

Can you believe this country almost got saddled with this flippin' dork?

[peacebaby]

Oh, wait a minute! Maybe his tombstone should read, "I can't believe I lost to that f*n idiot."

[hershey]

TerAYsa is 'nurturing'. And as a boy on a bike, Kerry sensed that East Germany...drab clothing and clunky cars...was uh, 'forboding'. He was hit below the belt during the election. Lots of manly words like 'coldcocked'. He drove his Ford pickup across country with friends, wore blue jeans, went to the Little Big Horn Battlefield. Ate in diners. Are we impressed yet? Well, that nasty book about him, Unfit for Command, was a pack of lies, but he still has his integrity. 'That's important'. (At this rate, he hasn't a snowball's chance in youknowwhere to get back on the dem A list. Hillary can sleep at night.)

[bfree]

I don't care if it's unmarked, as long as we see his and Teddy's soon.

[MikeNJ]

ker-ry (ker'i) vi. kerried, kerrying 1 to change one's position for political advantage 2 to pander to special interest groups 3 to slander one's opponents 4 to boast of fraudulent heroism in combat 5 to bear false witness against one's comrades 6 to give aid and comfort to the enemy in time of war 7 to marry for financial gain — n. kerry 1 poseur 2 demagogue 3 collaborator 4 gigolo 5 traitor 

[Lancey Howard]

"Mother, tell me again about how I shall be President one day."

[peacebaby]

LOL...and Hillary's?

[peacebaby]

very clever, Lancey Howard. John Kerry, the fop.

Very clever.

[Verginius Rufus]

I wonder how many actual Presidential tombstones say that the man buried there was President. Thomas Jefferson's gravestone famously does not--and he wrote the epitaph himself. Calvin Coolidge's gravestone also does not say that he was President--but is decorated with the Presidential seal.

Kerry shows once again that it's all about him, not about the country.

[stainlessbanner]

Could I spend some time on the road in Galilee with Jesus? I'd like to be present at a few miracles.

I don't think Jesus works that way.

[danamco]

"President would be a good one."


Will never happens when Capt. John O'Neils is still navigating in the waters!!!

[groanup]

What an unbelievable pile of crap. Does he have anything other than "money" with which to deny the Swifties? How about some evidence that they are lying? How about more than one or two shipmates who take you side vs. fifty who don't? PILE of cr*ppppp!!

[bitt]

ping this, Baby!