My dog left a turd in the backyard I swear looks just like Bin Laden. I'm going to send it to them for the exhibit.
Whoa, whoa, whoa - now just hold on a minute there!
Before you get any crazy ideas about sending this turd to the exhibit, have you looked into whether you or your dog can get an NEA grant?
That turd oughtta bring big bucks on Ebay.