1 posted on
02/02/2006 6:22:32 PM PST by
SJackson
To: SJackson
There is no downside to this is there?
2 posted on
02/02/2006 6:24:09 PM PST by
colorcountry
(Currently not in the process of becoming a God!)
To: SJackson
My first clue was the acronym "FECAL".
After that, it all just seemed like crap.
To: SJackson
Mmmmmm, taco flavored kisses!
4 posted on
02/02/2006 6:27:42 PM PST by
TC Rider
(The United States Constitution © 1791. All Rights Reserved.)
To: SJackson
6 posted on
02/02/2006 6:28:56 PM PST by
rvoitier
("Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans." -- Dr. Thomas Sowell)
To: SJackson
This ought to be good, part of the hollywierd gliteroti shooting back at others on the loony left!!!!
7 posted on
02/02/2006 6:28:57 PM PST by
blastdad51
(Proud father of an Enduring Freedom vet, and friend of a soldier lost in Afghanistan)
To: SJackson
To: SJackson
10 posted on
02/02/2006 6:32:38 PM PST by
CindyDawg
(I)
To: SJackson
I've never been a J Lo fan (or any of the Hollyweirdos), but I like this. Go JLo
11 posted on
02/02/2006 6:37:26 PM PST by
Figment
To: SJackson
On the same site:
Jennifer Lopez Will Appear Naked in PETA Parody
Canine Response to President Bush's State of the Union Address
Paris Hilton Groundhog Day Controversy Update
Lindsay Lohan Hospitalized After Collapsing Under Weight of Teacpup
Paris Hilton Bilked by Nigerian Internet Scam
Oprah Winfrey Buys Aquarius Zodiac Sign
U.S. Approves New Map Handouts for Mexican Immigrants
Tom Cruise Nixes Katie Holmes Sex Scene
Jessica Simpson's Chateau Marmont Adventure
Jesus Distraught over Book of Daniel Cancellation
13 posted on
02/02/2006 6:46:44 PM PST by
TChad
To: SJackson
Nice one. I guess Scrappleface and the Onion have new competition. I so wish this was true though .....sigh!
14 posted on
02/02/2006 6:48:27 PM PST by
spetznaz
(Nuclear-tipped Ballistic Missiles: The Ultimate Phallic Symbol)
To: SJackson
The star of song, screen, and fashion told reporters yesterday that she has agreed to appear naked.Don't kill the whale...
20 posted on
02/02/2006 7:08:38 PM PST by
Libloather
(Just how many fossil fuel burning vehicles have "Kerry/Edwards" bumper stickers proudly displayed?)
To: SJackson
Good for JoLo! These PETA whackjobs are over the top all the time. They are lucky they are not getting hurt with their antics.
To: SJackson
I know this is a parody but if there is one thing I don't need to see it is that. She's not the least bit enticing. Can;t sing, can't act, bad voice, awful mannerisms... keep it on, J-Ho.
23 posted on
02/02/2006 7:17:22 PM PST by
AbeKrieger
(Islam is the virus that causes al-Qaeda.)
To: SJackson
Ingrid Newkirk, president of PETA, approaches Ms. Lopez brandishing a can of spray paint. The Rock suddenly emerges from the limousine, wrestles Ms. Newkirk to the ground, and systematically breaks every one of her fingers while the crowd roars and Ms. Lopez signs autographs.
LOL!
40 posted on
02/02/2006 8:43:32 PM PST by
PA Engineer
(Liberate America from the occupation media.)
To: SJackson
Nice beaver!
43 posted on
02/02/2006 8:55:24 PM PST by
Ghengis
(Alexander was a wuss!)
To: SJackson
J.Lo is nothing more than a modern-day Elizabeth Taylor. There are hundreds of J. Los in Central and South America, and singer Shakira has a rump that makes J. Lo's look like an ironing board.
To: SJackson
The Rock suddenly emerges from the limousine, wrestles Ms. Newkirk to the ground, and systematically breaks every one of her fingers Sweeeeeeeeet. Let's hope they use the real Newkirk and don't do any acting.
50 posted on
03/15/2006 7:37:14 AM PST by
Drango
(A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.)
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