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Jennifer Lopez Will Appear Naked in PETA Parody
Pugbus ^ | Feb 2, 2006 | Chip Hilton

Posted on 02/02/2006 6:22:31 PM PST by SJackson

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1 posted on 02/02/2006 6:22:32 PM PST by SJackson
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There is no downside to this is there?


2 posted on 02/02/2006 6:24:09 PM PST by colorcountry (Currently not in the process of becoming a God!)
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To: SJackson

My first clue was the acronym "FECAL".

After that, it all just seemed like crap.


3 posted on 02/02/2006 6:26:10 PM PST by Mushinronshasan
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To: SJackson

Mmmmmm, taco flavored kisses!

4 posted on 02/02/2006 6:27:42 PM PST by TC Rider (The United States Constitution © 1791. All Rights Reserved.)
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To: Mushinronshasan

What you said. ;)


5 posted on 02/02/2006 6:27:56 PM PST by Xenalyte (Can you count, suckas? I say the future is ours . . . if you can count.)
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To: SJackson

Her body is so 9/10.


6 posted on 02/02/2006 6:28:56 PM PST by rvoitier ("Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans." -- Dr. Thomas Sowell)
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To: SJackson

This ought to be good, part of the hollywierd gliteroti shooting back at others on the loony left!!!!


7 posted on 02/02/2006 6:28:57 PM PST by blastdad51 (Proud father of an Enduring Freedom vet, and friend of a soldier lost in Afghanistan)
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Attack of the Rat Monster
8 posted on 02/02/2006 6:30:13 PM PST by LibWhacker
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To: colorcountry
There is no downside to this is there?

I can't think of one.

Didn't PETA back down after awhile when the fat lady from "the view" started screaming racism at them?

9 posted on 02/02/2006 6:30:19 PM PST by Sonny M ("oderint dum metuant")
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To: SJackson

God


10 posted on 02/02/2006 6:32:38 PM PST by CindyDawg (I)
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To: SJackson

I've never been a J Lo fan (or any of the Hollyweirdos), but I like this. Go JLo


11 posted on 02/02/2006 6:37:26 PM PST by Figment
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To: Sonny M
There is no downside to this is there?

No, but where Jennifer is involved there sure is a backside.

12 posted on 02/02/2006 6:41:30 PM PST by hgro (A)
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To: SJackson

On the same site:

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13 posted on 02/02/2006 6:46:44 PM PST by TChad
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To: SJackson
Nice one. I guess Scrappleface and the Onion have new competition. I so wish this was true though .....sigh!


14 posted on 02/02/2006 6:48:27 PM PST by spetznaz (Nuclear-tipped Ballistic Missiles: The Ultimate Phallic Symbol)
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To: LibWhacker

That rat monster sure looked real.


15 posted on 02/02/2006 6:48:45 PM PST by umgud (uncompassionate conservative)
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To: Mushinronshasan

Yep, it's from a satire site. Too bad. I thought the mink comment was pretty funny.


16 posted on 02/02/2006 6:52:26 PM PST by Chanticleer (May you be gruntled and combobulated in 2006.)
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To: spetznaz

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooweeeeeeeeeeeee more bounce to the ounce.


Thats built for pleasure


17 posted on 02/02/2006 6:53:57 PM PST by sgtbono2002
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To: colorcountry

I don't care what anyone says, I think JLo has a great behind. She has a WOMAN'S behind.

I think that gay designers have given women's behinds a bad name. They all want women to look like the teenage boys they desire--rather than real women. One of my former business partners(a man) thought that the over use of models like Kate Moss was a conspiracy of gay male designers.

Most women have JLO behinds. Some of our behinds just aren't as perky or lifted. Women's butts are supposed to be kind of big!!


18 posted on 02/02/2006 6:54:42 PM PST by Sue Bob
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To: LibWhacker

I'm crying. That is one of the funniest things I have ever seen.


19 posted on 02/02/2006 7:03:01 PM PST by Tyche (It is easier to take life than to give it.)
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To: SJackson
The star of song, screen, and fashion told reporters yesterday that she has agreed to appear naked.

Don't kill the whale...

20 posted on 02/02/2006 7:08:38 PM PST by Libloather (Just how many fossil fuel burning vehicles have "Kerry/Edwards" bumper stickers proudly displayed?)
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