What's the "NAACP"?
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Actually, it's the NAA(L)CP - the National Association for the Advancement of Liberal Colored People, an organization needed much more 40 years ago, than now.
The addition of the (L) is courtesy of Rush Limbaugh, after keenly noting the only Black People the organization recognizes are Liberals like the, uh, Rev'run Thacksuunnn, Al Sharpton, Kanye West, Louis Farrakhan, Cornell West, Kweisi Mfume, Harry Belafonte and the like...
...while Conservative Blacks like Condoleeza Rice, Thomas Sowell, J.C. Watts, Rod Paige, Michael Steele, Ken Blackwell, Lynn Swann, Walter Williams and others are referred to as "house 'n-bombs'", "slaves allowed to enter the house of the master", "tokens", "sell-outs", "Oreos", etc.