[MamaTexan]

Thanks! That's a keeper!

LOL

My pleasure, Hon!

[COBOL2Java]

Then there's this gem:

When motion picture executive Adoph Zukor was feted on his hundredth birthday, he was asked if there was anything he might have done differently. He is alleged to have said, "If I'd known I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself."