"No seriously. My cat had a tumor and Bush was President. Connect the dots. Not only that, he lied about it. He has never said my cat had a tumor. Bush lied and my cat cried.
The dog got loose again. I wish we had never elected that knuckle-dragging simpleton in the White House. Because of him, my dog's going to roll in deer guts."
I knew Bush, Cheney, Rove, and the other White House ilk had a profound influence on peoples' lives, but I never knew it was this insidious.
This is probably why our garbage wasn't picked up yesterday...
Actually, Karl Rove told me it was because an NSA mindtap revealed that you may have slighted Halliburton in your thoughts a couple of weeks ago...