[Camel Joe]

None of you will believe this but our son graduated from Ithaca and is going to marry a girl who also went there this coming September and neither one turned out lib. She never even had a beer until they started dating. Mind you it was hard to go and visit, except that last time at graduation. I am also grateful he chose UCSD for his grad studies and not Cornell. If only they knew they were creating a new chemical engineer that wants to made oodles of bucks working for an evil corporation.

[Starter]

(Tongue in cheek)

Sooooo... you're saying that dating your son led your future daughter-in-law to drink?

(/tongue in cheek)