It's wishful thinking, but wouldn't it be great if some Iraq Vets abducted this bozo then buried him up to his chin in cow manure, and left him to bake in the heat for a day or so...So, he could contemplate how wrong his life has been since birth.
No - tossed in a swine manure pit and left to pickle for a day is better. Much smellier and more mucky than cow manure.