Well then, this should be right up your alley. As my old man used to say, let me introduce you to the Maine State Bird, the Quitcherbitchin.
Last time I checked, JimRob made the rules. JimRob says no vulgarity in posts. Lots of people who swear like sailors offline come here and do their thing while keeping it family friendly. And unlike you, they don't whine when other people do their best to follow the rules of the house.
Don't like it, the door to DU is on your left. No such thing as virgin ears over there, though i'm sure most of the guys are virgins in the literal sense.
THAT'S VULGAR! I'M OFFENDED!
FReakin' hypocrite.
Define "vulgarity".