His envy of other men's functional penises is probably why he was gay.
That is to say, "gay" when he wasn't having sex with animals.
Actually, I guess he was technically "Bi" since he enjoyed water-sports while being "dommed" by women.
It's too bad he lived when he did: he would have fit perfectly in today's submissive, transvestite culture.
Good one!
Mohhamed (pig skin be upon him) was a phony pedophile.
Probably could've taught them a few tricks in SF.