[BykrBayb]

In order to understand that statement, you would need to know the difference between bad and worse. You would also need to understand common phrases. If someone says they'd rather kiss a dog's butt than Janet Reno's face, you wouldn't understand that statement unless you were familiar with that method of turning a phrase, and knew what Janet Reno looks like. Almost everyone understands the meaning, but someone who thinks Janet Reno is sexy would interpret that to mean they like to kiss dog butts even more than they like to kiss Janet Reno's face. Of course, the person who believes that would be in the minority, and everyone else would be repulsed by their opinion. Much like your opinion that someone who tries to dress up the act and ekes pleasure out of the subtle cruelties of "happy" death like the Murder at Woodside and all the euphemisms surrounding it is good, and anyone who thinks they're worse than someone who blows another away with a shotgun must really like shotgun murders. Your misinterpretation of a well understood phrase reveals much about you.

[T'wit]

The question is hypothetical and we can do an opinion poll. This will have exactly the same amount of bias that is found in any other public opinion poll.

Q. You are going to be murdered. (Don't argue, this is just a poll question.) Do you prefer to be killed by:

a) [___] A shotgun blast. You'll be gone so fast you won't feel pain. Your killer will probably be caught and punished.

b) [___] A slow agonizing dehydration death by a sadistic torturer who hates you, takes delight in your agony, takes pleasure in denying you any kindness or any relief of your pain, who steals your money, and who covers up his hideous crime with liberal twaddle-talk and lies to make it sound as if he were doing you a huge favor, and who -- you realize -- will get away with it.

Question 2. Would you rather kiss:

a) [___] Janet Reno's face

b) [___] A dog's rear end

c) [___] Cannot tell the difference