[Wampus SC]

"They'd spotted an amusing opinion poll asking whom people would most trust: Prostitutes, Used Car Salesmen or Politicians? The ladies of the night won by a huge margin."

The ladies of the night are the only ones who don't try to hide the fact that they're prostitutes.

[T'wit]

Which is what National Review said on another occasion, reporting the election of porn star Cicciolina (Ilona Staller) to the Italian equivalent of Congress -- "the only politician with nothing to hide."

That was a long time ago too, but Cicciolina is still plying her trade and has her own web site, which it took about two seconds to find with Google. Decidedly not appropriate for an FR link, but then, I'm not sure anyone is grown up enough to gaze upon the monuments of the U.S. Congress either.