"It's the influence buying on behalf of an unconstitutional State-sanctioned oligopoly I can do without."
They won't need to do that either, simply pay to get themselves elected.
I think I'll bookmark this piece of whizdumb.
Here's a clue: nobody with real money runs for office themselves unless they are a clueless fool. It's too easy to find a gutless, craven, and pretty weasel to do it for you.