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To: Kurt_Hectic; Proud Infidel; Dark Skies; Fred Nerks; jan in Colorado
Kewl!!!

I could start my own religion and say my "god" (I'm going to call my new deity the Mighty Zot in honor of the pagan Zot worshipers on FReep) has "revealed messages" to me thru "angels."

The latest message commands me and my "followers" to "cast terror into the hearts of those who disbelieve [and] strike off their heads and strike off every fingertip, And slay them wherever ye catch them and fight them on until there is no more Tumult or oppression" and preach "there is no God but the Mighty Zot and USF is his messenger" as I insult religions my god does not like and draw caricatures of one or two of their founders (hmmm, shall we start with one who lived in the 7th century first) in my "holy book."

Of course I would publish and disseminate this book, my "religious texts" complete with its caricatures and cartoons all over dhimmiland, oops, I mean Norway. All protected by this "blasphemy law" of course.

And then, we would be back to where we started from, unless of course, they decide to abolish similar texts in the Koran, hadeeths and writings of islamic scholars as well...

For now, I'm off to invest some religious beer drinking ceremonies which will come in useful later... it pleases the Mighty Zot.

34 posted on 02/01/2006 7:49:18 AM PST by USF (I see your Jihad and raise you a Crusade ™ © ®)
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To: USF
invest invent
35 posted on 02/01/2006 7:50:58 AM PST by USF (I see your Jihad and raise you a Crusade ™ © ®)
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To: USF
ROFLMAO. You eventually gave up on Huitzilopochtli, and yet continue offend Zeus with your blasphemy!
47 posted on 02/02/2006 2:30:43 PM PST by Proud Infidel
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To: USF

Religous beer drinking?

All hail Lord Zot! (the first round is on USF!)


50 posted on 02/02/2006 2:38:36 PM PST by airborne
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To: USF
Of course I would publish and disseminate this book, my "religious texts" complete with its caricatures and cartoons all over dhimmiland, oops, I mean Norway. All protected by this "blasphemy law" of course.

Please do. ;-)

65 posted on 02/02/2006 3:57:09 PM PST by Proud Infidel
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