[isthisnickcool]

One of my first jobs was being a newspaper boy, or maybe it was an altar boy but being an altar boy didn't pay much (zero moneywise). But that made sense because most of the time nobody was at 6:00 o'clock mass anyway except me and the priest who'd usually kick me when I'd fall asleep kneeling next to him.

Sorry, I got started on a tangent there with the altar boy thing. My point is that nobody calls be "Newspaperboy Nick" or "Altarboy Nick" now because I used to do those things. Howard Dean has no more right to use the word Governor while signing things as I have. He's not the governor of anything and when he was the title and office did not belong to him then.

The only thing that chaps my booty more than these overrated blowhards like Dean pretending they are still what they no longer are is when they piss their names all over the place. Like dogs marking their territory these guys need to have their names on everything they can get it attached to. I spit every time I see the Senator Lloyd Bentsen Highway. Really, don't drive next to me when I see that sign.

Dean is just another Richie Rich that grew up to be smarter than everyone around him just because he's who he thinks he is. But isn't.

[Gunflint]

I noticed that Governor/Dr. signature too. It comes off as someone trying to boost his own self-esteem.

Look, he's preaching to people reduced to banging pots and pans at the SOTU, they're already purple-faced mad.

And I also noticed a couple of "culture of corruption" insertions. Is that where all the DNC's money went, to fund polls on how effective "culture of corruption" resonates?