If there were a right-wing Joseph Heller ready to write something hyper-satirical, we'd have Cynthia Schiesskopf to push around.
And once again, it really IS all about them. After all, the cop touched her one and only body. How dare a man insist on the rules when a WOMYN wants to do anything, go anywhere, say anything and/or be whomever she wants to.
The nerve of some people. :P
"Cynthia Schiesskopf" is an excellent appellation; an apt description of what fills the space between her ears.