Don't forget this gem from the Brits.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1555476/posts
yep, i almost forget that one, thanks for reminding me.
Ah, we Brits have a long history of supplying dubious goods to dubious sorts. The difference is we’ll happily march in and blow it up once the cheque’s cleared.
[Yes, I'm being flippant]