It is almost certain that I will be watching Fox News during the Oscars. If they don't mention it, I wouldn't even know it was on.
Ditto for the Super Bowl.
Does this mean there is something wrong with me...?
Yes, it means you are metrosexual. Not quite gay, but not quite straight either.
I would like to create art ----- I was thinking of placing an oscar replica in a big fish bowl filled with Moose urine and display the art in a western cowboy museum.