Nah..old sparky need a new friend.
Lock him up with Teddy, Johnny "f"ing Johnny, and make him read the swimmers new book - that should do him in - if not then drowned him, shoot him, hanging him, fry him, off with his head him, poison him, run over him and on and on and on him until death do him make to part us.
The point being leave no living witness to say the punishment was cruel - just do it in all the old usual ways to be safe.