oh man.. i missed some good comedic material... dang it
Recap:
"I am Tom Kaine and I am coming to you from my showroom here at Unpainted Virginia. We have the world's largest selection of unpainted unvarnished wood furniture. Come on down. Bring the kids. Bring the wife. Bring the dog. You owe it to yourself to visit Unpainted Virginia, where I, Tom Kaine, will be your host. I will show you that when it comes to furniture, THERE'S A BETTER WAY!"