All this time I thought it meant "kill the infidels and die in the process so you can go to 'paradise' which is actually whorehouse with an open bar."
You know, I never really looked at it that way until just now. Islam does kind of have a "Beavis and Butthead" reward scale for eternal bliss.
"You mean all we have to do is, like, blow some people up and we get to, like... do chicks?"
"Heh..heheh... yeah, matryrdom is cool..."