Kerry's latest E-mail

E-Mail | 01-31-06 | Freinds of Kerry

[G3]

New e-mail from Kerry received today. Cheers

[Meadow Muffin]

His head is so far up Kennedy's rectum that he can't get any fresh air or fresh ideas. He has made the DemoRats look SOOOoooo bad with this cheap filibuster trick that even they may tell him to shut up.

[pipecorp]

john kerry......reporting for DOODY

[sgtbono2002]

Suck-off John and sign the F 180.

[hsalaw]

Translation: We're losers, and all we do is lose, so we're going to pretend each loss is a win. YEAGGGGAAH!

[jigsaw]

I look forward to fighting alongside you.

Sure, Johnny.   Just like in Viet Nam.   Are you bringing any bandaids?

[gueroloco]

Dear fellow worshipers of infanticide,

Roe v. Wade may be overturned! Remember, we fight for "woman's right to choose"- who cares what their male partner wishes! Help us defeat those horrible "right to life" republican meanies!

Yours in treason,
John F'in Kerry

[msnimje]

Dear Democrats,

Yesterday I single handedly split the Democratic Caucus on National TV. I am a divider, not a uniter.

Hooray for ME!


John Kerry (D-France)

[Bommer]

We also made it clear to the Bush administration that no matter what they throw at us in 2006 -- whether it's extreme nominees, special interest giveaways, shortsighted policy or Swift Boat-style attacks against Democratic candidates -- we will never surrender. We will always fight back.

...."from 5 star ski villas 2500 miles away. You see we face our enemies......just not face to face".

[spinestein]

This John Kerry quote says it all:

[We also made it clear to the Bush administration that no matter what they throw at us in 2006 -- whether it's extreme nominees, special interest giveaways, shortsighted policy or Swift Boat-style attacks against Democratic candidates -- we will never surrender. We will always fight back.]


It says how steadfast and resolute he is in the fight that's really important to him and his allies: the fight against Republicans.

The fight against the Jihadists who've vowed to kill every man, woman and child on Earth who don't worship Allah the proper way is another matter.

[SkyPilot]

This was probably written by the same butt boy staffer who had to fetch Kerry's favorite hairbrush and mirror while on the campaign trail.

[DakotaGator]

Wow! A spinning flip-flop. Makes one dizzy just trying to follow it.

Good opportunity for a devastating Freeper graphic ;-)

[carlr]

No one will be able to say, in five to ten years, that he or she is surprised by the decisions Judge Alito makes from the bench.

Make that 15-20 years and it sounds even sweeter.

[Leo Carpathian]

Sumbody kick him in the crutch and give him another puuuurple heart, F'n traitor, keeps in traiting! Bring it on doooomies!!!

[3AngelaD]

Actually with any luck, 30 or 35 years.

[dead]

I look forward to fighting alongside you.

[Evie Munchkin]

We made sure America heard how a right wing ideological coup sandbagged Harriet Miers' nomination and replaced her with Judge Alito.

Hmmm, I don't remember SKerry standing up for her either...

[Doogle]

[Hayzo]

"We also made it clear to the Bush administration that no matter what they throw at us in 2006 -- whether it's extreme nominees, special interest giveaways, shortsighted policy or Swift Boat-style attacks against Democratic candidates -- we will never surrender. We will always fight back."

In other words, (in Kerry's words) it doesn't matter that we are flat-arsed wrong on every issue and to hell with what the majority of Americans think. We will get our way even if it means we commit treasonous acts to achieve it.

[Doogle]