[TLI]

Al-Qaeda's number two Ayman al-Zawahiri has called on US President George W Bush to convert to Islam.

Riiiight. The only person that is liable to get "converted" is Ayman al-Zawahiri to hamburger.

[lentulusgracchus]

Yeah, Bush'll convert -- that's gonna happen!

Now here's a news flash. Even if Dubya did convert to Islam, his oath of office would still require him to convert Abu Ayman and OBL to grease spots.