Here's a few of the rules - If you hear the word(s)
"freedom" - 1 drink
"Jack Abramoff" or any reference to the congressional corruption scandals or congressional "ethics" - one sip of the drink belonging to the person next to you
"fiscal discipline" - laugh out loud, then drink
Should be a rough hour. (Already told the boss I may have to adjust my hours a bit tomorrow)
Applause............. drink --- works here.