Sir or Madame:
I have seen the post you addressed to me. My response is as follows:
Your information is: [__] wrong, [__] incomprehensible, [__] copied from an idiot, [__] all of the foregoing
You are obviously: [__] ignorant, [__] dishonest, [__] insane, [__] all of the foregoing
I recommend that you: [__] finish high school, [__] seek help, [__] STFU, [__] all of the foregoing
From now on: [__] stop trolling, [__] stop drinking Sterno, [__] never post to me, [__] all of the foregoing
Hey Dimensio...did you evolve from a monkey?