[Right Wing Professor]

Science requires a certain amount of reason and logic. In fact it requires a lot of these attributes. I'm not schooled in science, but I'm bright enough to know that if humans were once apes, then there should be all sorts of living transitional forms out there; some closer to apes than to humans and vice versa. At the very least there should be boundless historical or fossil PROOF that these ape-like humans, or human-like apes existed, and existed for a VERY LONG TIME before becoming fully human.

By this logic, since German Americans living here in the midwest are descended from Germans, there should be a population of half-Germans out there on the East Coast, speaking with heavy accents and occasional words of German, in the manner of Colonel Klink.

But you are right about one thing.

[TheCrusader]

"By this logic, since German Americans living here in the midwest are descended from Germans, there should be a population of half-Germans out there on the East Coast,"

My brother in law is half German, and lives on the east coast, so what does that do to your own logic?

But I think you're mistaken about my logic, geographically relocating humans has nothing to do with 'evolving', it's just relocating. Apes can relocate without becoming human beings, no? Nor does my logic assert that Germans were once another species. I think you'd better take a check on your own logic.

[Revolting cat!]

By this logic, since German Americans living here in the midwest are descended from Germans, there should be a population of half-Germans out there on the East Coast, speaking with heavy accents and occasional words of German, in the manner of Colonel Klink.

Actually, there are such Germans (and Poles and Czechs) living in Texas! No what, goodbye to Darwin and all that?