Why? Do you think that God wouldn't love you if you shared common descent with the other apes?
You can be all those things and not be an ape.
Why are you not offended by the idea that you are a mammal and a vertebrate, yet you are apparently offended by the idea that you are an ape? Ape is simply a tighter classification.
If you are not an animal, then what are you? Some kind of AI program? You seem very confused.
I'm confused??? I'm not the one that thinks I'm an ape...