OK. You got me. It's all true. I orchestrated the whole thing, along with Robert Catesby, Mata Hari, and someone who I never saw, but who always met me in a carpark and called himself Deep Throat.
We were the same team who discredited Piltdown Man, when we realised that that fine real fossil didn't fit in with evolutionist fabrications.
And I was on the Beagle, pointing out differences between Finches to Darwin. The naive fool was so easily led. Also I helped Jack Ruby shoot JFK at the theatre in Washington. Shortly before handing the H-Bomb secrets to the Belgians. I confess it all.
All Jim Robinson needed was a million-dollar bung. That kind of cash is small-change to Darwin Central and the Grand Master was happy to oblige. I only kept 10% commission myself. Any story from Jim that he only got $50k for banning gore3000 is just his bad memory. You ain't got no proof.
Did you also stab Lincoln on the steps of the Capitol and slit the throats of Suky Tawdry, Jennie Diver, Polly Peachem, and Miss Lucy Brown?