[Leisler]

I feel sorry for these young, idealist kids. It's obvious that reliving the 60's on campus isn't authentic. They need something to galvanize and bond themselves together as a generation. May I suggest the liberation of Tibet? Kind of like skipping the 60's generation and go back to more primitive roots of leftism in the Lincoln Brigads of Spain. They could take on and defeat PRC mechanized divisions with their air support. After liberation of Tibet, then they will bond as brothers and sisters.

Just trying to be helpful. Honest.

[Leisler]

Call the first unit, the "Rachel Corrie Brigade."