Correcting the record:
a) It takes 4 Akron Beacon-Journals to be the equivalent of 3 normal newspapers. Despite the sorry state of the print media today, the Beacon-Journal is worse. Hence, we counted the 4 as 3.
b) You obviously only glanced at your speedometer when you were traveling at that rate of speed. Over 10 miles, you averaged 10 mph over the limit.
A quick question to ensure the legitimacy of this surviellance; You have been in contact with a foreign national in the last 30 days, correct?
ROTLFMAO
It is true that have had an e-mail exchange with a foreign national in the past 30 days.
I will begin packing for my vacation at Club Gitmo. Please meet me at my front door so I may surrender.
PS, please smash in the door when you come by in your black Crown Victoria so my wife doesn't become suspicious.