BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
If I could write a poem about you
it would goes like this somehow
A guy named Tomkow
A Sailor retired
didn't retire his ways
when he left the Navy.
His Bad Boyz attire
has never expired
even tho he has
progressed in age.
He enjoys wreaking havoc
in the Canteen
burned down the kitchen
in one routine scheme
He brings out the skunks
to frightening we galzs
brings home drunken buddies
makes us hold our nose.
His clothes are a disgrace
they make us scrunch our face
something Burkas he sells
and doesn't do very well
We let him come in
cause some of us like him
but his pets must be kept
outside in the pen..
Mr. Tonkin, the traffic cop,
doesn't like us to romp
but once in a while we
let loose and act
like a silly goose.
bentfeather (c) 01.30.06
Canteen Poet