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Today's FEEBLE

YOKE :

Ms Feather was walking down the street one day & saw TomKow walking towards her.
TomKow was talking to himself, waving his arms around his head and jumping up and down three times. He repeated this several times.
Ms Feather asked the TomKow what he was doing?
TomKow replied "I am keeping the pink elephants away."
Ms Feather replied, "Why? There are no pink elephants around here."
TomKow replied, "I know, works great doesn't it?"

121 posted on 01/30/2006 4:04:39 AM PST by tomkow6 (Support the artists you hear in the Canteen (buy a BURKA)!)
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To: tomkow6; Kathy in Alaska
Ms Feather replied, "Why? There are no pink elephants around here."


Ma, Tomkow is picking on me first thing Monday morning.

134 posted on 01/30/2006 4:25:25 AM PST by Soaring Feather (~www.proudpatriots.org~Supporting Our TROOPS~)
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To: tomkow6
Hey Tom!

Q: What's red & white on the outside, and grey on the inside?
A: Campbell's Cream of Elephant Soup!


194 posted on 01/30/2006 7:31:57 AM PST by Lady Jag ( All I want is a kind word, a warm bed, and world domination)
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