FReeper Canteen ~ Military Short Speak ~ January 30, 2006

Penelope Pitstop

[Lady Jag]

Did I say "Morning, LJ"?

Not sure, but we could always use another.

Mornin', Tom!

[tomkow6]

You have NO sense of fashion....

[Soaring Feather]

And I suppose YOU have??

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[tomkow6]

From my "Spring" collection....

[Soaring Feather]

That her backside or her frontside? She does not have a face.

[AZamericonnie]

Morning Star! Good Morning/afternoon/evening Troops & Canteeners. I didn't win the lottery so I'm back at work today! *Hugs*

[AZamericonnie]

OMGosh....This is adorable/hysterical!

[minor49er]

Good Afternoon troops! Good Afternoon everyone! Gosh, so we talked to the doctor today (I can't believe I just used the word "gosh". What a weird word). He says that what's been happening is that all these different things (such as sinus headaches, changes in temperature and air pressure, certain times of the month, what I've been eating and how long since I ate it, etc) are triggering migraine headaches (which can have a wide range of symptoms) and the migraine headaches are throwing my entire body chemistry completely out of whack (What is a whack and how can you be out of it?) and doing things such as causing mild hypoglycemia and junk. At least I think that's what he said. Anyway, we're shooting for the 13th as my return to school (What an unlucky number!) for half days and then on the 20th I'll go back to school full days and start gym class again. So keep your fingers crossed!

A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. "In English," he said, "A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative."

A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."

[StarCMC]

He he he!! Perfect, huh?? I love it too!! :o) Wish I had taken it!!

[StarCMC]

Crossing my fingers and saying my prayers for you Minor!!

[StarCMC]

Oh -- and your joke was VERY well done!! LOL

[Soaring Feather]

Oooops musta been a Blonde....





I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the patient twenty feet from the chart and began, "Cover your right eye with your hand." He read the 20/20 line perfectly. Now your left." Again, a flawless read. Now both," I requested. There was silence. He couldn't even read the large E on the top line. I turned and discovered that he had done exactly what I had asked; he was standing there with both his eyes covered. I was laughing too hard to finish the exam.
--Dr. Matthew Theodropolous, Worcester , MA

[StarCMC]

[StarCMC]

LOL! Good one!

[StarCMC]

[StarCMC]

[StarCMC]

[StarCMC]

Let's try that again:

[SandRat]

Morning.

[AZamericonnie]

Afternoon Minor! I hope these doctors can get everything in order so you can feel musch better soon!