But, I lack four personal inconveniences that Republican partisans must endure.
1) I don't have to explain the clothespin to acquaintances at the local polling place.
2) I sleep comfortably each evening.
3) I'm not haunted by the image in the bathroom mirror each morning.
4) Friends can review our archives without embarrassment.
to your 4 personal inconveniences you lack.. ;-)
bump
ditto
hooyah
whew