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Maybe Kerry would appreciate my ode to TOOKIE WILLIAMS...

THE NIGHT THAT TOOKIE DIED (SUNG TO THE TUNE OF "THE NIGHT CHICAGO DIED"

I HEARD THE LIBERALS CRY...THEY WEEPED AND WAILED THE NIGHT THAT TOOKIE DIED...BROTHER WHAT A NIGHT IT REALLY WAS...BROTHER WHAT A FIGHT IT REALLY WAS...YES, INDEED

AND THE CROWD OUTSIDE THE WALL...PLEADED, "DON'T LET TOOKIE FALL"...AND THE LIBERAL, LOONY CROWD...SANG "KUMBAYA" OUT LOUD...AND THEY HELD THEIR CANDLES HIGH...AS THEIR BLEEDING HEARTS DID CRY...AND I HEARD ONE LIBERAL SQUEAL...THE DEATH PENALTY BE REPEALED...

I HEARD THE LIBERALS CRY...THEY WEEPED AND WAILED THE NIGHT THAT TOOKIE DIED...BROTHER WHAT A NIGHT IT REALLY WAS...BROTHER WHAT A FIGHT IT REALLY WAS...YES, INDEED

THE REVEREND JACKSON SHOWED UP TOO...WITH THE HOLLYWOOD ELITIST CREW...THEY SAID TOOKIE'S LIFE HAD CHANGED...HE NO LONGER WAS DERANGED...MR. GOV'NER WE IMPLORE...HE'S DENOUNCED STREET GANGS AND MORE...HE'S WRITTEN CHILDREN'S BOOKS GALORE...WHO GIVES A DAMN THE HE MURDERED FOUR...

I HEARD THE LIBERALS CRY...THEY WEEPED AND WAILED THE NIGHT THAT TOOKIE DIED...BROTHER WHAT A NIGHT IT REALLY WAS...BROTHER WHAT A FIGHT IT REALLY WAS...YES, INDEED

BUT ARNIE WOULDN'T BUDGE...THE "TERMINATOR" BECAME JUDGE...HE SAID, "CLEMENCY, I DENY...TOOKIE 12:01 YOU FRY"...SO THE WARDEN SAID, "LET'S PREPARE...EXECUTIONS HERE ARE RARE...MAKE SURE THE VIEWING ROOM IS CLEAN...AND SEND REGARDS TO SISTER PREJEAN"...

I HEARD THE LIBERALS CRY...THEY WEEPED AND WAILED THE NIGHT THAT TOOKIE DIED...BROTHER WHAT A NIGHT IT REALLY WAS...BROTHER WHAT A FIGHT IT REALLY WAS...YES, INDEED

SO THEY WHEELED THE GURNEY IN...TOOKIE STRAPPED FROM FEET TO CHIN...THEY PUT THE SPIKE INTO HIS SKIN...THE FINAL COUNTDOWN DID BEGIN...THEN THE DRAPES WERE OPENED WIDE...TOOKIE LOOKED AT ALL INSIDE...HE HAD NOT MUCH TO SAY...BUT FOR HIS CRIMES HE WOULD SOON PAY

I HEARD THE LIBERALS CRY...THEY WEEPED AND WAILED THE NIGHT THAT TOOKIE DIED...BROTHER WHAT A NIGHT IT REALLY WAS...BROTHER WHAT A FIGHT IT REALLY WAS...YES, INDEED

THEN THERE WAS NO SOUND AT ALL...BUT THE CLOCK UPON THE WALL (tick tock tick tock)...THEN THE WARDEN GAVE THE NOD...HE SAID, "TOOKIE, TIME TO MEET GOD"...THEN THEY SHOVED THE PLUNGER IN...THE DEATH PROCESS DID BEGIN...THE LETHAL DOSE FLOWED THROUGH HIS VEINS...AND THEN HE SHIT INTO HIS HANES...

I HEARD THE LIBERALS CRY...THEY WEEPED AND WAILED THE NIGHT THAT TOOKIE DIED...BROTHER WHAT A NIGHT IT REALLY WAS...BROTHER WHAT A FIGHT IT REALLY WAS...YES, INDEED