[TexasTransplant]

I predict his Platform will be to...

Rebuild the Projects
Double Welfare Benefits
Extend Welfare Benefits to third cousins living in Africa that you collect benefits for or a honorary NOPD paycheck (or both if you promise to quit any job you have and return to New Orleans and promise to go back on Welfare and have MANY Children who will also be on Welfare, not showing up for work is always a plus)
Free Deep Pile Carpet and Big screen TV's (no looting required)
Improved Government response to your needs including an 8:00 PM wakeup call on your Government supplied computer and free cable that wakeup will include pre-approved Government handouts (your FEMA card will be credited regularly)
Of course all Medical, Dental and any current or future Drug dependency needs will be fully funded (WE OWE You!)

Love and kisses

Mary's smart Brother (no really...she's the Retarded one)

TT

[fieldmarshaldj]

You forgot the most important Landrieu platform... full voting rights for the dead and shuttle service for the corpses from the tomb to the voting booth.