I like to point out, they are eternal virgins... the “martyrs” aren’t getting any; the virgens are there not for your pleasure, but for your torment. (Picture 72 Helen Thomas's waiting for these guys, and they can't even commit suicide), now that’s a fitting punishment.
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I picture Helen Thomas, Janet Reno, Hillary being in the first wave with Jocelyn Elders whispering "sweet nothings" in their ears.