Would he then keel over thinking he had just eaten pork rinds? LOL! Yuh subtle humah gets me every time. :o)
Hmmm, not a bad idea :-)
Reminds me that it's said that Gen. Pershing during his battle in the Phillipines against Muslims way back when dipped bullets in pork fat, and buried the Islamists face down away from Mecca.
The ploy reportedly was very successful in backing off the "insurgents."