[MNJohnnie]

"Excuse me Mr President, but I have a serious case of Hemorrhoids, what are your thoughts on this matter?" AGGHHHHHHHHHH! This is a little far fetched, but not too much

Maybe if your head wasn't up there all the time DG, you would not GET Hemorrhoids.

[samantha]

precisely... This was a great (you fill in the blank )set up because some of their previous questions have not been too far off this made up scenario.