(to the tune of the Oscar Mayer Bologan Song):
The hypocrite has a first name, it's C - H - U - C - K
The hypocrite has a 2nd name S-C - H - U - M - E - R
He'll take away your guns, he will
His bodyguards will have them still
Chuck Schumer is a ty-pi-cal, L - I - B - E - R - A - L
Sorry for mis-spelling bologna.