[Brian Allen]

"Americans of all political persuasions are coming to the sad realization that our First Lady... is a congenital liar.*

William Safire, Blizzard of Lies

*The first word I had in mind was 'prevaricator,' which means 'liar,' and the second one was 'dissembler,' which also means 'liar.'"

And then, of course, is her other huge impediment to any West-of-the-Hudson and/or national political viability - and that's the small matter of her intellectual handicap.

The poor ba***rd's thicker than two planks and couldn't manage a physical coming together for a whore and a john on a six-months-out aircraft carrier.

[Mia T]

IQ_hc = 3/4PR
I would be surprised if it exceeds one standard deviation. Her dullness reminds me of John Kerry's.

LOWER IQ = SMARTER WAR?
(AND WHY DOESN'T KERRY SIGN FORM 180, ANYWAY?)
POURQUOI JOHN KERRY EST DANGEREUX POUR L'AMÉRIQUE
 

You know, somebody's analyzed the president's military aptitude tests and yours and they concluded that President Bush has a higher IQ than you do, senator.

Tom Brokaw

 

That's great. More power. I don't know how they"ve done it because my record isn't out in the public. So I don't know where you get that from.

John Kerry

 

 

COPYRIGHT MIA T 2004  

John Podhoretz recently asked, "Whence comes hillary clinton's reputation for brilliance?" For the answer, he intuitively, rather brilliantly in fact, looked to her anatomy and noted,"This isn't the first time she's shot herself in the foot."

The above anatomical analysis supports the Podhoretz thesis. Notwithstanding The Pod's erroneous conclusions concerning hillary clinton's heart and nerve, he basically has it right. Anatomy is destiny...

Ian Hunter recently observed that our leaders are shrinking. "From a Churchill (or, for that matter, a Margaret Thatcher) to a Tony Blair; from Eisenhower to Clinton; from Diefenbaker to Joe Clark; from Trudeau to Chretien -- we seem destined to be governed by pygmies."

The pols understand their anatomical limitations well; they attempt to mitigate them with veneer. And so we suffer mindless alpha-beta-beelzebubba grotesquerie. . .

and rhinestone-studded-and-tented kleptocracy.

 

With all the media genuflecting before the press-conference podium of bill clinton, it bears remarking yet again that the clinton intellect (an oxymoron even more jarring than AlGoreRhythm and meant to encompass the cognitive ability of both clintons) is remarkable only for its utter ordinariness, its lack of creative spark, its lack of analytic precision, its lack of depth.

The clintons' fundamental error: They are too arrogant and dim-witted to understand that the demagogic process in this fiberoptic age isn't about counting spun heads; it's about not discounting circumambient brains.

Politicos and reporters are not rocket scientists . . .

Professions tend to be self-selected, intellectually homogeneous subgroups of Homo sapiens. Great intellects (especially these days) do not generally gravitate towards careers in the media or politics. Mediocre, power-obsessed types with poor self-images do.

Thus, clinton mediocrity goes undetected primarily because of media mediocrity. ("Mediocrity" and "media" don't come from the same Latin root (medius) for no reason.) Insofar as the clintons are concerned, the media confuse form with substance, smoothness with coherence, data-spewing with ratiocination, pre-programmed recitation with real-time analysis, an idiosyncratic degeneracy with creativity.

Mindless rhinestone-studded-and-tented kleptocracy
by Mia T