Doggone it! I was hoping all those jerks I see on the road every day yapping on cell phones while they drive were doomed!
Well, one COULD say that they are doomed to a fiery death in an auto accident of their own making, as well as being doomed to endless derision, insults and honking from the other drivers in their vicinity who are actually interested in traffic safety and getting to their destination in a timely manner.