I'd love to see John 'DYKIWTV&C' Kerry do his immatation of Jimmy Stewart in "Mr. Smith goes to Washington". Imaging having to have all the networks cover live four or five days of Kerry rambling away. Tim Russert and Greorge Sunffuluffogous would melt trying to cover the situation.
Simply seeing Kerry attempt to read something he hasn't been coached through would be entertaining, say, "Atlas Shrugged."