Well, y'know, if it was MY job, I'd comply.
I'd go out and buy the cheapest POS Ford clunker that I could find. Just barely road-legal. Just enough to pass muster if pulled over by Johnnie Law (i.e., muffler proper dB, windows uncracked, lights working). Paint looking like crap (what's left of it, that is). Rust-cancered body. Dented to hell and back. Ugly city.
The bumper sticker would say, "My other car is a 2006 Chevy!" (or Toyota, or whatever my real car happened to be).
Every morning, I'd pull up to the gate, and smile at the guard.
Go ahead, "key" my car, LOL!
(Naturally, I would carry "comprehensive" on it, in case some UAWart-hog decided to get really jacked off and bust a window or whatnot.)
There is a way to "comply", and make the bully wish he'd kept his f'n mouf shut.
LOL!