SCENES WE'D LIKE TO SEE
GEORGE: "....over and over until Mahmoud's buddies have to mop him up with a roll of paper towels. Any questions?"
REPORTERS: "MISTER PRESIDENT! MISTER PRESIDENT!"
GEORGE: "Yes, uh.... you in the back, Dogface."
HELEN THOMAS: "You said you didn't go into Iraq for oil or for Israel or for WMDs. So why did you go in?"
GEORGE (smiling): "To PISS YOU OFF, Helen. Next question."
REPORTERS: "MISTER PRESIDENT! MISTER PRESIDENT...."