[girlscout]

She's a two-bagger. You have to have a bag over your head, in case the one over her's breaks.

She is beyond a two bagger AND coyote ugly. She's so ugly there is no rating to rate her ugliness.

Oh, and here is another picture for y'all. Do you think she should get her belly button pierced?

[Gordongekko909]

I hope you're talking about plastic bags. Preferably, opaque plastic bags. Damn.

[Dallas59]