I avoid the Cocker Cutlettes, the German Shepherds Pie, the Bichon Bao, the Poodles with Noodles, the Chihuahua Chimichangas, the Boston Terrier Baked Beans, the Kung Pao Collie...
"I don't care who ya are - that's funny!"
I'm going to remember those! Thanks for a good laugh on a Friday.