Posted on 01/26/2006 7:58:40 AM PST by Rutles4Ever
Best source up to the moment reports that Ahmadinejad has gone missing along with the missing Imam. Mookie Sadr appeared at presidential palace in Tehran two days back, and no sign of Ahmadinejad. Presidential visit to Ahvaz called off because no sign of Ahmadinejad. Missing three days from view. His presence projected on state TV this news cycle in order to denounce the Brits for planting the bombs in Ahvaz (more likely local rascals, long-standing beef with Tehran), but still no sighting.
Where is he?
Ahmadinejad is likely preparing the next phase of the aggression. Iranian air defense is said to be on unusally paranoid high alert. The gangsters are freshly spooked. Ahmadinejad is also likely conferring with his demons and not a few terror gangs to launch a surrogate attack against the West. Good guess now is that HizbAllah will launch on Israel. However the deal with Bashar al-Assad last weekend in Damascus puts Syria at the center of the storm in the Ummah. Any combination of murder raid, assassination, provocation or oil weapon card is credible.
Mordor is restless and slightly not visible. The Orcs are marching. The only Tehran surprise possible now is that there will not be a Tehran surprise.
More likely, the mullahs decided they did not want someone representing them who was so transparent.
Too much to hope that he's missing because he's dead?
I'd like to think there's been a coup and that we'll soon see Ahmadinejad's head on a stick somewhere....
What would they call it? "Shi'ite on a stick"?
I get the impression he's done this temporary disappearing act before. I don't think there's been a coup. The victors would want the world to know.
Maybe he is with Elvis.....in Vegas?
...or shish-ka-bagdadbob
...or marsh-a-mullah
Meeting with J_rockerfeller.
Elvis isn't in Vegas... he gassed my car up last night in Saratoga.
LOL, good one!
"Where is he?"
In a bunker with Eva Braun?
He's gone into hiding. They have the bomb.8^(
or down at the World Socialist gangbang down in Caracas.
Many thanks, and I'll throw in an "Allahu fubar!"
Iran's President is in Disney World?
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